RandomGayDoggie would love some new clothes to wear.
It is very cold and wintery and RGD does not like going outside as his paws get wet and he gets cold.
RGD saw some strange people wearing some very bright flashy clothes on the television news recently. RGD thinks these vestments could be cut up to make wonderfully stylish wee booties, the rest of the material would make for a very nice matching basket covering.
RGD thinks he could use the large hats he saw a places to store his favourite bones.