RandomGayDoggie would like to go to Crufts.
RGD would run around and bark at all the fancy doggies and distract them from their silly showing-off. RGD would tell all the doggies there to join him and have fun.
RGD is very quick in his actions and thinks this would be very exciting. RGD is also very good at not getting caught and would make the people get very annoyed and make them look silly as he avoided all their traps.
RGD may only be very little, but RGD knows he can also make a great deal of noise.